backseatsenerade:

idk if you’ve ever seen this but damn son looka t him he’s so hot
// OH MY GOOOOOOD OH MY GOD OHMYGOD OH MY G OD SOMEONE HOLD ME

backseatsenerade:

idk if you’ve ever seen this but damn son looka t him he’s so hot

// OH MY GOOOOOOD OH MY GOD OHMYGOD OH MY G OD SOMEONE HOLD ME

(via youngvolcanoes)

Most likely to start a twitter feud?

(Source: undergroundairway, via hurleyvxv)

benzedrinehalen:

“average person uses 3 eyeliner pencils a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person uses 0 eyeliner pencils per year. Pete Wentz, who lives in cave & uses over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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accidently:

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littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

(via gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb)

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

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take-off-yer-pants-and-jack-it:

Acapella and entirely orgasmic.

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dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

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